Gingervitus

disease carried by gingers; causes loss of soul, ability to physically deal with sunlight, and freckle break outs.
"That red head over there just sneezed on me, think I should get tested for Gingervitus?"
by hobart8584 January 31, 2010
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Gingervitus

A genetic condition that causes one to have red hair, pale skin and frekkles
I have Gingervitus.
by CritterMan April 27, 2010
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Gingervitus

An incurable , chronic disease. Symptoms include red hair, white skin, freckles, howling at the full moon, and in some severe cases OCD.Only way to relieve symptoms is to devour souls.
Ex 1:
Mike:"Dude is gingervitus an std?"

Doug:"Nah bro you can only catch it if you get bit by one"
by Ginger Harlot December 07, 2011
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gingervitus

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.
Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.
by benormous May 05, 2006
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gingervitus

A plague on mankind, a ginger is a genetically inferior race of peoples with red hair and freckles who have no sole.

Wir müssen die Ginger ausrotten

There is no other cure for gingervitus
by D KILLA October 15, 2006
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gingervitus

A disease, normally affecting women, whereby the sufferer finds herself inexplicably and totally attracted to men with red or "ginger" hair. The disease, which has no known cure as of yet, is normally acquired after one has a severe infatuation with a particularly attractive and sexy ginger, leading the sufferer to believe ALL red-heads are equally attractive.
Girl 1: OMG i have a bad case of the gingervitus, i keep seeing ridiculously sexy redheads everywhere i go! i don't know what to do!
Girl 2: Ah the same thing has been happening to me ever since i saw that sexy beast Rupert Grint in Harry Potter and the half blood prince.
by mofee July 29, 2009
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gingervitus

The condition of being ginger. Usually hereditary. The only way to stop the epidemic is to stop their procreation but due to their typical hidiousness they don't tend to get laid anyway
Poor cunt he has gingervitus
by Lisa Curran April 01, 2005
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