gilbertism

the art of beating gilbert

chris hitting gilbert with a ruler

by Adam Smith March 10, 2005

gilbert

gilbert a Hampshire name for a bogey, booger or snot hanging off of a person's nose

"John, you've got a big gilbert hanging off your nose"

by Alfie Nokes December 6, 2006

Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010

Gilberted

Gilberted is to cause havoc upon the english language. To butcher the spelling of words.

While writing my facebook status I realized that I Gilberted all my words and turned my whole status into a cluster fuck of nonsense.

by Dexter Bateman July 9, 2012

gilbert

gilbert is a person who talks really fast is chines works at a chinese takeaway and has got a nice personality

oye gilbert gilbert

by huzee February 15, 2019

Gilbert Addoms

Gilbert Addoms is a dorm on Duke's East Campus. Commonly known as "GA" or "The Shit," it is Duke's largest dorm, housing around 190 students.

I'm so glad I live in Gilbert Addoms and not with those fucktards in Bell Tower.

by Duke Duke Motherfuckas November 3, 2008

Paul Gilbert

Paul Gilbert is one of the most technically proficient rock guitarists today. He's played in bands Mr. Big and Racer X. He graduated from G.I.T. in 1985 right after forming Racer X with other students from the school. He currently has a monthly column in the European guitar magazine Total Guitar.

I love reading Paul Gilbert's column in Total Guitar. It's really improved my playing.

Paul Gilbert owns anyone you put in front of him on guitar. End of discussion.

by Chandler89 May 14, 2006