A 56 year old trapped inside of a 16 year olds body. Although not possessing the highest GPA and not being the strongest, he gets all the girls and nobody messes with him. Although white with a country accent, he has the skin tone of a Native American. He is likely to always play the same songs over and over again, and is extremely protective of his dignity and his car. He will not respect you if you are a homosexual.
Canon: kamp, I love your car
Kamp: thanks, you get shotgun
Canon: yes! You’re so hot kamp!
Kamp: *pauses* get out of my car
Kamp: thanks, you get shotgun
Canon: yes! You’re so hot kamp!
Kamp: *pauses* get out of my car
by Lilkidluvr May 31, 2022
A splash addicted airsoft player that is likely to join the army. He always is accused of being a homosexual but is likely to blame his alpha friend of being a larger homosexual.
Frank: Brooks just smacked my butt!
Brooks: what are you talking about queer!
Everyone else: yea f*ggot!
Brooks: what are you talking about queer!
Everyone else: yea f*ggot!
by Lilkidluvr May 31, 2022
A 7 foot tall nazi that is sure to call you a beta if you disagree with something they say. He will usually reside on Lookout Mountain and attend a stupid school. He is always painfully honest and will most likely dominate you in any sport. All the hot girls go for him even tho he rejects all of them like an alpha.
Frank: Want to play pickle ball
Gilbert: prepare to lose
Frank: *cries after getting destroyed*
Gilbert: haha you beta
Gilbert: prepare to lose
Frank: *cries after getting destroyed*
Gilbert: haha you beta
by Lilkidluvr May 31, 2022