Gernert

One lacking emphasis; a person who is dull, boring or bland.

"Stop being such a dumb gernert and ride the rollercoaster already!"

by GERNERT July 20, 2009

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Gerner

a Danish middle name, usually used for people with no football skills at all. In danish these are called "Bold Mongoler" or "Ball Morons" they tend to forget the complete lack of skill the posses and therefor feel the need to push people to get the ball...

These people get their names by their parents who, when the child reach the age of 4, starts to notice the kids total fumbling when a ball is involved

OH MY GOD! Did you see how he tripped on the ball and burned the house down with his complete lack of skill? Silly boy.. lets give him the Gerner midle name

by Jens Rasmussen April 20, 2004

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Gerred

When a girl goes to the bathroom to remove a tampon and decides to have a shit and then throws up as a result of the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol, only to find that the toilet won't flush. This combination is called a Gerred.

"Omg someone just did a Gerred in the toilet!"

by Dell153798503480564 August 4, 2009

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Herpe Gernade

A friend of yours who has the herp who will give it to people you sugest.

I'm lookin for some on to throw the Herpe Gernade at.

by omega123180 February 26, 2010

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Irish Hand Gernade

When a girl sucks you off and you bust a load in your hand while she closes her eyes in anticipation for the money shot. You then hold up your hand and count to 3... On 3, you slam her in the forehead with your hand, delivering a custard facial. This often leads to the Zombie.

the little fuck who thought it was cool to steal my word is gonna get an irish hand gernade in his face.

by KevinOD November 3, 2006

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