garfunkel

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

by Fran LeMoine October 1, 2005

Let's Garfunkle

To Leave

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8

by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014

garfunkel

to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus

I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!

by asdfasdfsadfadsf June 26, 2006

Grunklefunkey

Grunklefunkey- Jessamyn's word for cool.

Today was amazingly grunklefunkey!

by WeinerDeluxes October 7, 2009

gerfuckles

A word from the book "Homeroom Diaries" by James Patterson, it MAY mean making a mess and having fun.

We had chuckles and gerfuckles while making the project.

by campweirdos September 9, 2018

Garfunkeler

1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.

2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.

"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"

"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Gerfumpledump

Our fucking god and creator of the fucking clusterverse. He was the first being and was too lazy to manage reality so he created the Elder Gods to do his work. He now just dicks around and does whatever the fuck he wants, sometimes making reality fall apart because he feels like it.

Tim: yo is that fucking gerfumpledump, our fucking god and creator of the fucking clusterverse?
Jim: fuck yeah

by TheWisePoopMaster July 29, 2021