Crocodile Genitals

Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.

Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.

by DJango the snake dick November 30, 2017

Genital Tag

Genital tag is just like phone tag only it involves sex. It occurs when a man and a woman try to have sex but each person's genitals are in a state of dysfunction at exactly the same time that their partner is ready. (i.e. She can't get her juices flowing when he has his erection and and he loses his erection as soon as she gets her juices flowing.)

Brian Cass and his wife gross each opther out a lot; they played genital tag for the duration of their honeymoon.

by DLa December 24, 2004

Genital Genocide

A combination of two words basically meaning a Vasectomy for males, a new synonym. In thought, a vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure removing all the sperm from the male member. It technically is the "killing" of a "people" but all only for the sole purpose of referring it in a more humorous sense.

Ryan R. : The wife is making me have a vasectomy, yes, no joke.

Andy S. : Are you serious? Why? Make her have her tubes tied! Screw that.

Ryan R. : Yeah man, genital genocide is a horrible thing.

Andy S. : You're tellin' me. sucks to be you.

by Rizzle23 July 30, 2009

genital herpes

The most embarassing commercials on tv. Seriously, who the fuck wants to know you have it? If people need help, go see your fucking doctor.

"I have genital herpes"
Thanks for sharing.

by Adrian September 22, 2006

Anorexia Genitalis

1)of,relating to,or having a sexual organ that appears to be malnutritioned.2)characterized by the male sexual organ lacking girth.

His penis is so thin it looks like it's suffering from anorexia genitalis.

by Manon Lescaut June 17, 2006

Genital Hogwarts

What Ron gave to Hermione when they did it.

Hermione: Ron, what are these magical sprinkles around my vag?

Ron: Babe, those are the Genital Hogwarts I gave you!

by Jamas March 10, 2009

pet names for genitalia

you know the girls think of 'em

mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.

by winston churchill August 9, 2003