Crocodile Genitals

Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.

Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.

by DJango the snake dick November 30, 2017

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Genital Tag

Genital tag is just like phone tag only it involves sex. It occurs when a man and a woman try to have sex but each person's genitals are in a state of dysfunction at exactly the same time that their partner is ready. (i.e. She can't get her juices flowing when he has his erection and and he loses his erection as soon as she gets her juices flowing.)

Brian Cass and his wife gross each opther out a lot; they played genital tag for the duration of their honeymoon.

by DLa December 24, 2004

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Genital Genocide

A combination of two words basically meaning a Vasectomy for males, a new synonym. In thought, a vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure removing all the sperm from the male member. It technically is the "killing" of a "people" but all only for the sole purpose of referring it in a more humorous sense.

Ryan R. : The wife is making me have a vasectomy, yes, no joke.

Andy S. : Are you serious? Why? Make her have her tubes tied! Screw that.

Ryan R. : Yeah man, genital genocide is a horrible thing.

Andy S. : You're tellin' me. sucks to be you.

by Rizzle23 July 30, 2009

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Genealogy

The research of your family history. Searching to find out who your forfathers were and where they were from. Keeping a record or tree of where your genes originated from.

THE 1ST GENERATION
1--yourself

THE 2ND GENERATION (2-3)
2--father
3--mother

THE 3RD GENERATION (4-7)
4--grandfather, (your fathers father)
5--grandmother, (your fathers mother)
6--grandfather, (your mothers father)
7--grandmother, (your mothers mother)

THE 4TH GENERATION (8-15)
8--great grandfather, (your grandfathers father)
9--great grandmother, (your grandfathers mother)
10--great grandfather, (your grandmothers father)
11--great grandmother, (your grandmothers mother)
12--great grandfather, (your grandfathers father)
13--great grandmother, (your grandfathers mother)
14--great grandfather, (your grandmothers father)
15--great grandmother, (your grandmothers mother)

THE 5TH GENERATION (16-31)
THE 6TH GENERATION (32-63)
Each time you add a generation the numbers double. Number 1's father is #2, his grandfather is #4 and great grand father is #8. If you want their wives you add one to the number.

You can add as much info to your trees as you like such as Medical History, Birth/Death Dates/Places, Siblings, Children.

An easy way to remember how to start a genealogy chart is to keep the men on all EVEN numbers and the women on all ODD numbers.

by KRYSANN November 4, 2006

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