Gaytarded

one who is not only gay, but retarded as well!

Braden is the most gaytarded boy in the whole world!

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004

gaytarded

When something is gay and retarded at the same time.

Brian: OMFG! That was the most gaytarded headshot in the world!

Justin: No, you just suck you noob.

by NightDante666 May 23, 2005

gaytard

When something or someone will not work when the operator is entirely correct.

When something is broken for no reason at all.

"Mrs. Philbin, my computer is being gaytarded again!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 26, 2004

Gaytards

The banned that is usually named McFly but by smart people, Gaytards. 'Cus theyre gayyyyy, and retarded. Well mostly because theyre music is just earcrap .

McFly Fan : McFly rock my socks

Smart Person : They're gaytards you idiot I'd rather listen to my mother shit, at least that has a true sound.

by perfectmisfit November 02, 2008

gaytard

A person whose recognition of his or her obvious homosexuality is unreasonably delayed. See also in the closet.

The film Milk, starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, proposed that his assassin Dan White was a gaytard.

Mike: "I was a total gaytard: it took me three years and thousands of dollars in therapy to realize I liked men."

by TaraChase July 21, 2009

Florida Gaytard

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom January 15, 2016

Gaytard

Basically every gay person, retarded as fuck

Dude 1: “Bro this queer tryna get a suck on my dick”
Dude 2: “Fr bro. That’s all gaytards. They retarded, horny ass mfs”
Dude 1: “Fucking fags”

by nuht@n_24/7 November 04, 2021