Gargamel

A crotchety old wizard who lives in a ramshackled stone building in the woods with a cat and occasionally a little boy who is always trying to hunt down and eat little blue creatures called wordsmurf/words because he's too lazy to walk to town and go to the deli for a pastrami on rye.

Gargamel hungry. Need smurfs...

by Zero X. Diamond March 28, 2003

gargantuous

Of tremendously large size

"yo my johnson was gargantuous when i was cleveland steaming her ginormous knocks"

by Alex & Jonny, roots July 16, 2003

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010

gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Gargamelian

Main Entry:
- Gar·ga·mel·ian
Pronunciation:
- gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Function:
- adjective

Etymology:
- Gargamel (see Smurfs)
Date:
- 1958

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way to display common qualities associated with Gargamel, such as duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, and a sort of petty evil.

This whole "get universities to ban Darwin" plot is Gargamelian in it's glory. It's the only word I can think of to describe it.

by __will June 24, 2009

Gargantuous Clitoris

a person with a clitoris of massive size, in some cases it even sticks out from between the vaginal lips! This resembles a chode ladies and gentlemen.

"babe, you have a gargantuous clitoris, and it scares me."

"mom whats that!?"

"wait... i thought girls got camel toes... not mini baby boners..."

by kelsey arie joey August 7, 2011

garagay

A dumb ass way of saying garage that people for some reason think is hip or funny to say.

I parked my car in the garagay but it somehow still got wet from last nights rain.

by Johnson McGettenb November 8, 2011