garik

Garik is one of the best person you can meet. Good friend of Nerses, they both ruled pimps. They were gods to them. They both were perfect at everything.

You will never be as good as Garik.

by NB18 April 23, 2018

Gacktese

Gackt, the oh-so-lovely jrock singer, tends to be bad at english. Well, mainly cos he's japanese. When he sings in english it sounds so bad it has been known as Gacktese nowadays. (but he's not ALWAYS that bad, though)

Gacktese:
The eebneeng rites, kararing da nights buezee abanooz
Dohn za street bweens blat memreez uv you (from Decemer love song)

Translation:
The evenings lights, coloring the nights busy avenues
Down the street brings back memories of you.

See what I mean...? (btw, Sverige kick ass!!) XD

by Beatorisu October 29, 2005

gacktopia

The world of Gackt fans, where Gackt can do no wrong. and the world revolves around him! Gackt is a popular Japanese singer and entertainer, and Gacktopia is his world! In Gacktopia, Gackt is sleeping with just about any other JRocker, particularly Hyde, You or Masa.

"Hey, that fanboy is drooling over pictures of Gackt and Hyde!"

"Yeppers, he lives in Gacktopia!"

by rjones2818 January 10, 2008

Carlos Garcia

A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams but likes to screw with other peoples mind by giving them affection, hopes and then taking it ALL away!!! Striving to be known and organize events to mingle socially

So he pulled a Carlos Garcia on you and your best-friends?

Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia

Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?

by LAman22 November 12, 2010

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas

The only persons to REALLY see the Grand Canyon.

Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.

by thePSAT October 18, 2014

Todd Gack

A person using false excuses notably spurious bets knowing he'll lose in order to extract (win) dates from attractive women; character from NBC sitcom Seinfeld that placed a small bet knowing he'll lose.

He's the Todd Gack on dating.

by zksi December 11, 2013

Mr. Garcia

A spanish teacher that probably 48 years old, bald fuck, from Mexico and most likely an illegal, tells you "cellphone time over" when class starts , uses other teachers powerpoints to give the class as notes and gives you 5 minutes to copy it down. Has told his students "come at me" before. This bitch ass notifies you about having a quiz the day before usually on a fucking thursday. This bitch always moving you across the room and resorting to force if you don't comply. Will write referrals even if you don't do anything. Typically has sexual intentions for 14-15 year old girls and never yells at them. Binge watches questionable content during our quizzes/tests or stares directly at you as your trying to concentrate. Like to take a piss in the boys bathroom rather than the staff bathroom. Will watch students pee if he is suspicious of them. Nigga usually doesn't let anyone go anywhere anyways.

James: Can i go use the restroom

Mr.Garcia: No go sit down

James: Please i need to go ill be real quick

Mr.Garcia: I said no

James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.

Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*

Mr. Garcia

by Mr. Garcia Himself March 2, 2019