gaping asshole

Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.

"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"

by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007

gaping vagina

A gaping vagina is usually a girl who's attention whoring so much that she's trying to suck everyone in her sphere of influence into fawning on her. Usually, she trades some sort of favors (likely sexual in nature) for something she wants from them, be it money, attention, affection or gifts.

Bob: "That chick Mariboo was playing different guys for money and presents."
John: "Yeah, she's a gaping vagina."

by nymphetaminerx September 1, 2014

Gaping Vag Hole

Your mom has one.
Tu madre tiene uno.

Dead squirrels rest in your mom's gaping vag hole.

by Meghan & Brittany November 23, 2006

Gaping Space Invader

The act of lodging a rusty crowbar into the anal cavity of another individual.

Zack totally got a gaping space invader yesterday.

by Major ED February 12, 2010

Gaping Till

Till Lindermann from Rammstein, in the video clip for Mutter

Omfg, look at Till's gaping jaw! Gaping Till lol omg rofl lolol

by WmMichael July 4, 2004

gaping taco

an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor

i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro

by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015

Gaping Beef Curtains

A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.

That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping in the breeze

by lickolotopus March 25, 2009