Gammonigook

Incoherent rant from a stout yeomen, probably because of high blood pressure caused by decades of 'PC gone mad', being defeated in arguments about the non-existent merits of Brexit and women getting the vote.

Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.

The Gammonigook spouting from the Gammon was harsh upone the pub goers ears.

by Gammonhunter July 1, 2018

Gaymond

A gay-ass nigga from twitter

Stop acting sus Gaymond

by Owx August 12, 2020

Gaymobee

A special way of saying "Game Over" or to express one's frustration over a hopeless situation in-game.

Person 1: Bro, chillax. It's okay.
Person 2: It ain't okay. It's over, bro. Gaymobee.

by GaymobeeMan March 4, 2021

Average Gammon

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.

•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

•Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!

by McCooks June 13, 2014

garmonbozia

1. Pain and sorrows

2. Creamed Corn soup

"Bob, I want all my Garmonbozia"

by Mike August 23, 2004

gammonflake

Meat faced Brexit supporter who firmly believes your pussy ass liberal remainer feelings can go and get fucked but that his own upright, moral and proper feelings and those of his fellow gammons are afforded special protection by virtue of good old Christian decency, them being such great Christians and everything.

Nigel Farage, the big gammonflake, has been whining hard for his great gammonflake mate Donald Trump ever since Sadiq Khan said it's OK to float a Trumpbaby blimp everywhere he goes on his visit to London.

by Spoogle July 6, 2018

Gammon

Predominantly directly towards white males but, can be directed to most caucasians.

This is because when white people are being flustered/angry, they become pink in hue on their face, similar to a gammon.

Barry you are a fuckin’ Gammon.

by applestrawberry21 November 7, 2020