Buffalo Grappling Hook

When you cum on your hand and yougrab someone by the throat violently or push your hand onto another's face

when a bitch is disrespectful give her the ol' buffalo grappling hook to show that hoe some respect!

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.

Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!

by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012

Grapple with the Purple Headed Warrior

Masturbating - Commonly known as 'Wanking'
Not so commonly Known as 'Choking the Bald Guy til he's Sick'

'Yo Bitch, wanna Grapple with the purple headed warrior?'

by Tom Mc July 10, 2006

grapple-sack

A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.

Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.

by Leonardo Givenchy October 3, 2022

Grapple butt

The act of grabbing the mans butt while performing oral and pulling closer.

She's great at giving head, she grapple butts.

by Aptv October 29, 2011

stinkypinky grapple

Simultaneously as you make a girl wink. You stick your nose in her stink star. Causing her asshole to grab onto your nose. Then on the count of three she shakes her ass and you try to pull your nose out as an act of wrestling.

Camo: Me and the fuzz(fat huzz) did the stinkypinky grapple the other night.

by Pdiddy5674 February 27, 2025

Grapple apple

Will you pick up two mini carrots, and die.

Hey John can I have CARROTS?
Yeah sure
**EATS CARROTS**
Yum, wait grrrrrrr ahhhhh
What Jim?
My stomach hurts John
You might have a GRAPPLE APPLE

by A coco April 5, 2023