Grannyped

A grannyped is another word for "mobility vehicle". Mobility vehicles are small electric powered carts, usually with variable speed, indicators, reverse mode and a front loaded basket.

They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.

1. Dude, Jon got a grannyped and he's gonna pimp that sh*t!

2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.

3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.

4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.

by Smeep August 6, 2007

granny grey bush

Typically a "cougar" aged female that has a large patch of unkept grey pubic hairs.

Time to wax the ol'granny grey bush.

by robyn ya'blind December 28, 2011

Granny Nap

When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.

I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.

by Sergeant-bathes-donkeys January 6, 2012

Granny Raccoon

The best insult known to man.

Bro 1: hey, can you watch my dog this weekend

Bro 2: no you motherfucker

Bro 1: well, you're just a granny raccoon

Bro 2: you did not...

by notagrannyraccoon April 30, 2014

Groovy Granny

When even your grandma is cooler than you, and she has more friends than you.

bro I don't know what to do, I have a groovy granny, and she is nonstop with the groovin.

by PablosDrugs March 27, 2020

Gagging Granny

An older woman that, despite her age, still loves a vigorous deep throating.

The old broad couldn’t pay me cause her social security check had not arrived so that’s when I leaned that she’s a gagging granny. Accounts paid in full.

I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Granny tranny

It’s basically continuation of “ur mum gay”which is used by few cus they don’t know what it means

Carl:your mum gay

Garl:no you
Karl:your dad lesbian
Garl:your granny tranny
Karl:*kills himself*

by >Joshy< March 13, 2018