Grandpa BFF

A term used by a young person to a refer to an older person who they are close with or want to be close with. For a female the term Grandma BFF is appropriate.

I wish I could hang out with William Shatner. He would make an awesome Grandpa Bff.

by Nes88 September 8, 2009

Grandpa Joe

Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.

“Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!

by Tristan412 May 17, 2019

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Grandpa Crush

When you meet an old man who you wish was your grandpa.

Old Man- Have some money. (:

Young Person- Thanks!

*GRANDPA CRUSH!*

by Catbasket August 11, 2010

Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

grandpa's eyebrows

Slang term for "all over the place".

"Man, I had the craziest weekend. It was totally grandpa's eyebrows."

"Did you see how that guy was driving? He was grandpa's eyebrows."

by Repent--Harlequin April 21, 2010

Grandpa Simpson

Homer's dad on the Simpsons...he is very pathetic because he forgets everything, his family always forgets about him and leave him at the depressing rest home all day...fell in love with the worlds oldest woman, but it didnt work out...has a lot of weird medication that makes him go crazy...his real name is Abraham J. Simpson...

The swedish are coming! The swedish are coming!

by waAGhA! March 16, 2005