Gooey Cowgirl

The Gooey Cowgirl is a move after climax that the male does to his whore. After a long sexual experience, the guy pulls his dick out of her right before jizz-time, but he lets loose into a 10-gallon hat that he either has laying around, or had on his head while ramming his whore beforehand. Then, he proceeds to put the 10-gallon hat on her head, which almost always results with his jizz rolling down her face. Sometimes, after the hat is placed on her head, the girl is told to shout, "YEE HAW!!!"

The Gooey Cowgirl was birthed by Nick B. in Wilmington, Massachusetts during his junior year @ Wilmington High (Class of '07).

Whore: Oh baby, give me a Gooey Cowgirl, ooooh.
Guy: Yeah baby, yeah. Hopefully my load can all fit in the hat this time.
*Proceeds to give her a Gooey Cowgirl*
Whore: YEE HAW!!!

by B-RAM May 12, 2006

gooey coonie

a moment where the hairy taco cums

see hairy taco

I swear I had a gooey coonie when i saw his 14 inch long ding-a-ling!!!

by soonie coonie November 19, 2006

gooey greenback

The Gooey Greenback is a simple manuever, requiring only yourself, some ho, and a single dollar bill. Before you are about to nut on/in the girl, (acheive this any way that you like), take aim at her forehead. After nutting all over her face, then grab the one dollar bill and slap it on to her forehead. If done properly, the bill will stick on and stay there. This is the most degrading sexual act you can perform without the use of feces.

I gave that bitch her money back, in the form of a gooey greenback.

by C of K July 26, 2006

gooey hole

the art of a male pumping his seminal fluid in rectal era of person being penetrated, and patiently allowed to drip out of the surface. Can also be vaginally, but mostly a backdoor activity.

Pornstars who do 'gooey hole' videos tend to have low self-esteem.

by Ted G April 17, 2011

Gooey Dungeon

When one cums into the partners ear.

I gave her a gooey dungeon and she died.

by Facials April 21, 2015

Gooey Butt

After you finish busting during anal sex you left your nut in her butt and it feels gooey.

After all that anal sex I got the gooey butt.

by Rendered April 16, 2019

gooey uwe

A sexual act performed after multiple rounds of Patchwork as foreplay whereby the man ejaculates on his opponent's face and sticks as many patchwork game tiles as possible until one falls off.

Who's up for a game of patchwork? Loser gets the Gooey Uwe.

by Sonoflars June 7, 2021