knob gobbling cum guzzler

one who gobbles the dick and swallows massive amounts of cum

wow she was a knob gobbling cum guzzler last night

by colby smith February 9, 2008

Googling off

passing time Googling different people or things or experimenting with new Google features when you really should be doing something more productive, namely working; derived from "goofing off"

Ex. 1: "I've got this huge project at work that I need to finish by tomorrow, yet I still spent the entire morning Googling off."

Ex. 2: "Karl should have been working on his TPS reports, but instead spent the day Googling off by playing with Google Maps to find a Thai restaurant in Bellefonte, Pa."

by WED September 4, 2005

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One who partakes in the gobbling of cock usually followed by guzzling the newly produced cum.

At first, i doubted. But after i saw nino gobbling cock and guzzling the cum, i knew he was a cock gobbling cum guzzler.

by Ballzor! December 10, 2004

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

by pfsi November 24, 2009

googling Google

It is what one must not do.

Don't Google Google. Googling Google is wrong, says Google.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017

cunt gobbling

the act of viciously devouring one's vagina.

"Man, there was some hardcore cunt gobbling going on between those two lesbos."

by AJ Starkey June 19, 2008

girbiling

When you scare a girbel into crawing into your ass from a tube that gets hot.

Very popular in san frisco

I asked him if he wanted to girbel then he knocked me out for being gay.

by SmokeyJ March 31, 2005