Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

Glont I Bagette

Baguette with delicious meat in the middle and cheese on the top. You can only get a "glont i bagette" at the SPAR store in Bergen at Nøstet.

Knauty loves that mighty glont in bagette! mm..better than mommas!!

by Russ05 May 13, 2005

gooftroop

Someone who is just an extreme goofster, someone who plays the bluegrass banjo

"Did you see Brian G. today?"-Steph
"Yeah, he is a total gooftroop"-Cam

by SandylovesBrianG. November 12, 2007

gooftard

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.

That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.

by machine119 November 21, 2004

glotz

1. to avidly observe, often as related to media

After preparing a light snack of popcorn and trail mix, Jerry collapsed onto the couch, ready to glotz the latest installment of The Brady Bunch.

by RianSeeking December 30, 2005

Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

by Dave Ra November 5, 2010

gloatograph

A photograph taken and shared on social media with the sole purpose of making others feel jealous. Pictures depicting wonderful and aspirational life circumstances are typical of the genre eg. skiing holidays, new sports cars, plates of Michelin starred food etc

When he returned from the Alps he littered his Facebook account with a series of irritating gloatographs

by Drbob February 12, 2015