Ninja Glare

A parody of the 2008 song "In The Ayer" by Flo Rida made by youtube sensation Nigahiga.

lyrics:
Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.

Verse 1
Hey, can't see me
Am I a bird or am I a tree?
What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)?
I'm a ninja don't stare (stare)
Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)
I bet you don't even care
Here I go, there I go, this is my song
Being ninja you gotta be strong
Most of us found in Hong Kong
Where is my automobile now Dong?
Catching everything with my chopstick
Making loud noises with every hit
Moving unseen so fast so quick
I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks
OH EM ... GEE
Be a Ninja like me
Just watch me now and you will see!

Chorus (x2)

Verse 2
Hey were dressed in black
Just like emos except for the fact
We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back
Its just our way to sneak attack
We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks
Don't come near us or we'll give you slap
And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap.
Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP!
Run like me
Hide like me
Don't forget your fatality
Dance like a ninja in the club
Even though you'll look just like a scrub
Watch this vid learn something rare (rare)
This move looks like a square (square)
Just throw your hands in the air (air)
Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!

Chorus (x2)

by Bhai-Saab November 15, 2009

Garlic Bomber

The Garlic Bomber is a notorious urban public restroom nuisance. Because of his poor diet or possibly selenium poisoning, when he is done in the restroom no living creature can survive without proper bio-hazard gear. See Garlic Bomb

George: I'm going to take a leak.
Robert: Better go upstairs because the Garlic Bomber just visited this rest room.

Last words: Aggh, it must have been the Garlic Bomberrrrrr... dead

by Concerned Gamer September 4, 2005

Garlior

(gAr-lee-or) n. 1) A destroyer of villages, cities or townships. 2) A woodland creature, evil by nature, capable of destroying villages, cities or townships. 3) A nickname for Republicans.

"Heavens to Murgatroyd!" the people of Ann Arbor shouted with fear as Garlior took to the streets, ready to destroy the civilization at its feet.

Did you see that garlior's jaunty sweater-vest and matching tennis racket?

by The Divine Ms. H January 23, 2008

gharley

When some one miss spells gnarley.

Dave: "lol XD dude dat was gharley."
Chris: "What are you fucking gay?"
Dave: "*gnarley"
Chris: " K I got u."
Dave: "XD"

by JofloJibbilio December 19, 2016

Garlickyfication

Adding an excessive amount of garlic to a dish.

In the cooking competition the chef used garlickyfication to ruin his opponent’s dish.

by Lucy11 August 13, 2018

Garlic drunk

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Man Earl was so drunk yesterday he made a mess in the kitchen again... He was garlic drunk!

by NrzRatched July 28, 2019

Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.

Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009