Gaff

A house party. Most commonly used in the United Kingdom.

“Anyone able to have a gaff the night?”
“Who’s having the next gaff?”
“Aye come to my gaff”

by What.a.gal January 7, 2020

Gaff

Acronym for ones level of motivation. G.a.f.f. stands for Give A Flying Fuck

My gaff level was completely gone last friday at work

by bob July 24, 2003

gaff

to talk wit, or to chatt

person 1: y the f**k did u fone me?
person 2: just to gaff

by Souaf AmeriCAN Half-Breed June 26, 2004

gaff

To hire a 'hit rapist'

I'm sending a gaff round her way, the bitch

by kyplex April 18, 2009

Gaff

cigarette.

that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....

by Wonder chode December 30, 2002

Gaff

To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.

Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."

by A Panda from Antartica June 22, 2010

Gaff

A general negative expression.

Did you see Cheraye's new haircut, it was so gaff.

by imapieceofhtmll February 12, 2014