A Small Village in Hampshire
Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.
Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.
by Mungo45 January 29, 2015
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On that note, the actual man performing the dance, David "Elsewhere" Bernal, is actually a very talented and innovative dancer and is a treat to watch within the appropriate context.
In short, David's talent was used for evil.
On that note, the actual man performing the dance, David "Elsewhere" Bernal, is actually a very talented and innovative dancer and is a treat to watch within the appropriate context.
In short, David's talent was used for evil.
*Alice kills Jabberwocky; Hatter performing Futterwacken*
Friend: "WOW. AWKWARD."
You: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
Friend: "WOW. AWKWARD."
You: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
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Normally used to exclaim ones displeasure with another persons decision. Has the same meaning as whatthefuck but being less abrasive in tone and demeanor. Can be used in public setting without the visceral side effect of normal course language.
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Normally used to exclaim ones displeasure with another persons decision. Has the same meaning as whatthefuck but being less abrasive in tone and demeanor. Can be used in public setting without the visceral side effect of normal course language.
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