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Funtley

A Small Village in Hampshire

Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.
Wow i like my girls thick but those bitches are so funtley
by Mungo45 January 29, 2015
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furtle

Move something around a little, to pick at something. Usually in reference to something trivial
A cork that is nearly out of a wine bottle:

"just furtle around with it a bit, it'll come out."

A person picking a scab:

"don't furtle, you'll make it bleed."
by noofus April 27, 2006
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futile

they are both useless and in the way doing things that needn't be done and being gay so they are futile
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futterwacken

Mad Hatter's trademark dance that was not only one of the most embarrassing and unnecessarily awkward moments in the history of cinema, but also the moment when Tim Burton's credibility as a director hit an all time low.

On that note, the actual man performing the dance, David "Elsewhere" Bernal, is actually a very talented and innovative dancer and is a treat to watch within the appropriate context.

In short, David's talent was used for evil.
*Alice kills Jabberwocky; Hatter performing Futterwacken*

Friend: "WOW. AWKWARD."
You: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
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futternucker

one who fences using the penis as his sword.
"Hey futternucker.....shall we duel?"
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futthewuk

"FUT-The-WUK"
Normally used to exclaim ones displeasure with another persons decision. Has the same meaning as whatthefuck but being less abrasive in tone and demeanor. Can be used in public setting without the visceral side effect of normal course language.
futhermucker
Futthewuk! What were you thinking dude?
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Fustle

Noun; a tall thin asian kid.

-ish; Adjective; being like Fustle.
Let's hug Fustle!

Fustle smells fustlish...
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