furnace room lullaby

Not a very good way to die.

Jimmy hasn't paid his gambling debit and he hasn't been seen for a bit. Maybe Jimmy got sung a furnace room lullaby.

by Not Jimmy September 10, 2007

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

furnace ass

A romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.

Wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace ass.

by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

broken furnace

After two lovers have sexual intercourse, the woman begins to limp because the erotic penis was deep enough in the woman to cause pain in her pelvis

I gave Susan a broken furnace last night, she said it wasn't her first.

by Pelvis Presley April 20, 2017

Furnace Mask

A cosmetic used by Sans1244, no matter what. If you use this cosmetic too, your hiding skills can be enhanced.

player 5917:*uses a furnace mask
player5917*fucking dies

by The_Leafy_Boi1244 December 27, 2020

Furnace Stacker

A Furnace Stacker is a term used to describe the act of compacting Minecraft Cobblestone into stacks upon stacks of Furnaces, the other individual(s) involved may recive direct discomfort when seeing such an amount of Furnaces.

Player: What the actual fuck.
Furnace Stacker:What? Is there a problem here?
Player:You have 34 Double chests full of Furnaces. You sick bastard.
Furnace Stacker: What do you mean, is there something wrong with that?
Player:Fuck off.

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D February 11, 2021