Burning Furbies

The act of hiding from class or the world by smoking crack, usually for an extended period of time.

Marco: Why isnt Lottie here tonight?
Bre: Shes probably off burning furbies!

by hpy February 4, 2010

Take it or leave it, mein furrier

Similar to "Take it or leave it"(i.e. "this is your only option") but with a more sardonic edge.

I think this comes from a special edition of the Gilbert Shelton cartoon strip "Fat Freddie's Cat", in which the eponymous character narrowly escapes a genetically modified death at the hands of a mad, well, furrier.

Kid: What is there for dinner?
Dad: I'm cooking lasagne
Kid: wailing I don't like that
Dad: Well, take it or leave it, mein furrier

by John D W June 1, 2006

Furbinated

to furbinate, ruin, reek havoc upon. (SIC), from the evil toy, Furby.

He furbinated my living room.

by Jonny Chaos September 24, 2005

Furbee

Butt fur.

I plucked my furbee last night.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Furbert

A person, usually a man, that is erotically involved or fixated on teddy bears. This is considered to be a fetish.

The furbert had a field day in the stuffed animal section and got the nickname in jail as "Diddle-Me-Elmo".

by Butthead February 6, 2005

mass murder of furries

An act of god.

Hey did you know that Fred committed mass murder of furries?
Hell yea! He’s awesome and I’m pretty sure he got a check $15,000

by OriginWaffle November 19, 2020

Farbie

A fat Barbie.

Sally where did you get that awesome new Farbie? Does it come with another outfit?

by Awesomeness888 April 21, 2013