funderdunking

Funderdunking (v.); to funderdunk

Funderdunking is a particular breed of ironic bullshiting wherein both parties to a discussion highlight a trite subject by speaking of it in either an elevated tone or of elevated significance.

1. to speak in an academic or intellectual idiom about trivial, personal, or pop culture matters (see Klosterman, Chuck; patron saint of Funderdunking)
2. to pretend to care deeply about an issue of no great importance in the hopes of convincing others you have a personality (see Smith, Kevin; filmmaker)

Person One: "Wow, I had no idea you were so into the ninja turtles."
Person Two: "Oh no, I was just funderdunking."

1. Any Bill Simmons article.

2. Dude, fuck Raphael, everyone knows that Michelangelo was the stoner turtle. He ordered ice cream on his pizza - he had to be stoned. Don't try to tell me to respect Raphael, he was just pissed all the time.

by Max Berger April 30, 2007

Fullen

Noun; Usually consists of broad shoulders, washboard abs, stunning smile, flawless eyes, a solid sense of humor and basically an all around bodacious bod; Also see Tall, Dark and Handsome.

Girl 1: "Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt. It's so.."

Girl 2: "To hell with her butt, look at that Fullen!"

by Secret Admirer07 January 8, 2009

fublet

A man with a goatee and several facial piercings. Often calls his significant other his "Poopsie."

Man, there were so many fublets at the Metallica show.

by Apokolips February 7, 2010

funderful

adjective to describe something that is at once both wonderful and fun.

"i'm so excited for this tour, it's going to be funderful"

by barcosbarcos April 21, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

A car whose owner can only afford to run it by making regular donations to the sperm bank

Damn I just got caught by a speed camera and my fuel tank is empty and my insurance needs renewing. I calculate that to cover this cost I need to make 72 donations to the sperm bank. Or ask my boss for a payrise but that would involve less orgasms for me.

by Jigs got a passport February 19, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

Faunlet

A sexualized pre-adolescent boy.

Coined by Vladimir Nabokov, author of Lolita.

"The character who lends her name to the novel Ekaterina, was especially fond of faunlets,"

by Nicolyie August 16, 2006