loose pussy function 

loose pussy function is where the pussy is to loose to function normally, unable to make a guy cum, floppy, loose, big, open wide, gaping, black hole,

my wife has loose pussy function where her pussy won't make me cum anymore. what do I do?

loose pussy function by The MAN4ME April 1, 2015

In The Function 

It is used like a synonym of "When you are doing ___"

Me: Yo Chad, This chick sent me booty pics in the shower and i told her to send me some more often whenever she was In the Function.
Chad: Rad bro!

In The Function by Gucci Wasabi November 6, 2017

collapse your wave function 

To meet. Based on the fact that when a particle is "observed", its wave function collapses. Therefore, when one meets another person and observes them, one "collapses their wave function", referring to Maxwell's equation for electromagnetic propagation.

"Are your interrupts enabled ?"
"Masked until after lunch.. I gotta finish this."
"No worries, I'll collapse your wave function at about 1330."

collapse your wave function by eighthofseven November 9, 2007

Mother Function 

When your a nerd and aren't aloud to swear.

mother function told me to clean my room…so I did.

Mother Function by trufflebutter April 22, 2016

topular function 

gettin head. oral sex.

Aye yo i heard u got that topular function last night RS.. nah i got head dumbass, same thing hoe

topular function by DirtyBubby May 25, 2018

mass function

A large congregation of friends or a big crowd. It can be used at an OC or any where where there are more then 3 people who are part of the same friend group.

Evan: Yo there are so many heads at this party!
Michael: Yeah it’s a mass function!

mass function by mshahonlydubs March 29, 2023

Erectile Function

When the Shlong cooperates when banging the female in a way in which is epic and amazing, unlike Erectile disfunction this makes you look like a god amongst the female species rather than a pussy, praise the erectile function mother fucker.

OH GOD I have erectile function

Erectile Function by Blackconnormcgregor May 8, 2023