fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.

Jeesus Christ, Ronnies a fudgepacker!

by Phi January 15, 2004

Fudge Packer

slang word for homosexual

that boy is one dirty fudge packer

by andy October 24, 2003

fudgepack

One who likes to fuck another in the ass and packs their shit

Justin D. Robinson is a fudgepack

by Matt Nolting April 28, 2005

Fudge Packer

one who packs fudge, on an assembly line. Possibly at a chocolate factory.

Me: Hey, my bro mike just got a job at the chocolate factory.

J: AW DUDE, MIKE'S A FUDGE PACKER

by Evan is Hella Tight April 19, 2008

fudge packer

A guy who has spent more time with men pumping semen into his ass and mouth than with his own penis inside of a woman. If he's very dedicated and really gets "into it", he probably has "bareback" or unprotected sex, which he prefers for the sensation of his partner's throbbing member rubbing against and stimulating his prostate, which serves as his male g-spot, as well as the feeling of having his rectum filled with semen, which is known colloquially among gays as "getting bred".

Jake's a fudge packer. He got busted by the cops in the park while naked and bent over with Ben's dick up his ass.

by Me Is Who I Are May 9, 2020

flaming fudge packer

a person who shits in a bag, lights it on fire, leaves it as a present on a doorstep.

by pollin July 13, 2003

fudgepacking

What somebody might call, "packing" for a move when they're forced to move frequently.

{From the side of a MeHaul moving box}:

ME-HAUL BOXES ARE SPECIFICALLY SIZED TO MAKE FUDGEPACKING
AND UNLOADING HARDER FOR THE DON'T-IT-YOURSELF F46607.

by Telephony July 3, 2014