flying fucksicle

When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing

Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"

by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016

Fuckkick

To kick one in the head with utmost force and yell fuckkick.

I fuckkicked Ron so hard he shit himself.

by Suckaboylol August 1, 2009

Fucktacular

Used to describe a new level of stupidity usually in a sarcastic manner.

"Dude that's the most fucktacular thing I've ever seen you do."

by DarkPuppy November 5, 2013

fucknic

A picnic with more sex

Yo abby and I went on a fucknic yesterday it was sweet

by CHOCOLATES MILK January 27, 2015

Fuckstickery

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.

Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.

by hereforbeer May 12, 2019

fucktion

Erotica, erotic fiction.

Related to fanfucktion.

They're claiming that her new book goes under the Romance genre, but it's really just plain, simple Fucktion. There's no emotional connection between the protagonist and her partner.

by Gale Gynoid April 27, 2010