Fuckit List

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.

Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"

by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011

Fuckit list

The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.

My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.

by TakesALickin July 19, 2011

Fuckity fuck fuck

Used in cases of amused angst...

You ruined my birthday cake by tripping and falling on it? Well, fuckity fuck fuck.

by towanda March 23, 2005

fuckitall

Expressing ones agony in one fell swoop w/o spaces.

Moot: OMG, I just lit my cat on fire accidentally, again.
Moot: Fuckitall
Moot: brb

by BillDooD June 13, 2006

fuckity fucking fucker

A sentence enhancing exclamation commonly used in a situation where the speaker is in great pain, or in displeasure. Also used in a rap once by my cousin when we we were bored and got tired of looking at porn.

AHHH YOU FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKER.... WHY DID YOU SLAP ME!?!

I said a fuckity fucking fucker came up to me...
He said I fucking fucked his girl and he wanted to see...
How many times he could punch me in the face...
Until my brain was out in space

YAY
:) ( . Y . ) HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

by Porn-a-holic March 15, 2004

Fukitz Disease

A highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. Those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:

- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination

Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.

Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.

Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.

Chris did not study for his exam because he was suffering from a case of Fukitz Disease.

by School Nurse May 18, 2011

Fuckitts

1) A counterproductive mindset that creeps into your system throughout a day. 2) When you are too drunk and horny for your own good.

1) Employer ", Hey Bill, are you going to start working? It's fifteen minutes past break time."
Bill ", Sorry sir, but I'm gonna sit here and read this Auto Trader. Got me a case of the fuckitts.

2)Friend ",What were you thinking James? She was a 4, and a soft 4 at that."
James ", YOU'RE JUST BITCHIN' CAUSE WE DID IT IN YOUR BED!...... sorry man, it's the fuckitts talking."

by hazzel January 11, 2014