fubar

short form of "Fucked up beyond all recognition", but also a misunderstandment of the german word "furchtbar", which means horrible or frightening.

"This situation ist Fubar!"

"Das ist furchtbar!"

by Nils May 31, 2004

fumer

Person who acts like he's sniffed too much gasoline, glue etc. Possessed of a confused, disconnected brain.

I want a scalpel, not a forceps! You are such a fumer!

by gnostic1 August 6, 2010

fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.

Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.

by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010

Fubar

acronym: meaning f*cked up beyond all recognition. Often used by military personnel.

Sgt, that weapon is FUBAR!

by Sapper Daddy August 2, 2007

FUBAR

A military acronym used when things could not get any worse. Stands for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition - FUBAR.

"Damn...no hot food, no warm beds, all night patrols, not enough equipment, and no beer in site. Damn...this mission is FUBAR."

"Crap, Sarge got hit with a mortar and is now FUBAR'ed."

by MAB91c December 12, 2009

fubr

fucked up beyond recognition

he was so fubr after deciding to take shots!

by underdog225 April 8, 2004

Fubar'd

Fucked Up Beyond All Recongnition.

Dude 1: dude. i'm "just-discovered-a-new-religion" high.
Dude 2: dude. you're Fubar'd.

by InsertClevernessHere. October 19, 2009