Fryer classic

where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house

mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."

by Vizify January 29, 2020

head-fryer

an northern irish term means that someone is messing with your head

Man Ur Such A Head-Fryer

by robert cecil October 27, 2005

Chicken in the Fryer

Can mean anything you want it to, code for inside jokes about one specific person.
Usually used for code for a closeted person.

person A: "hey remember John Doe with that guy"
person B: "yeah! they were holding hands and everything"
John doe: "what are you guys talking about?"
person A or B: "chicken in the fryer"

by Anti nykoolad January 29, 2010

Finland Fork Fryer

Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.

Kevin: My girlfriend told me that she finds burn victims attractive
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.

by Yogi--Bear May 25, 2020

McDonald's deep fryer

A place where magical and intimate thing happen

Guy1: "it started as friendship but we ended up going to the McDonald's deep fryer in no time"
Guy2: *visibly salivating*

by Jawmy December 23, 2020

KFC Deep Fryer

The only type of fast food cooking equipment that actively attracts rats to jump into it.

Rat 1: Hey look, a KFC deep fryer!
Rat 2: Aw fuck yeah, let's jump in!

by MegaHairyBalls June 9, 2022

the air fryer effect

when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.

“damn, what happened to that girl? she used to be so fine?”

“it’s the air fryer effect.”

by airfryervictim123 July 15, 2023