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jack fryeing it

When a person is a complete douchebag, but also at the same time he/she is pretty funny because they make stupid comments, laugh at their own jokes, and slap their own knee in histeria
guy 1: actually, i think i'm the hot tater champion, colten (laughs and slaps own knee in histeria).

guy 2: dude, you are really jack fryeing it right now.
jack fryeing it by supersoph February 26, 2009

Frying the frog 

|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|
"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."
Frying the frog by lesfile January 1, 2008

Frying Nemo 

Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!

If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!

And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.

If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.

You got to get them to:

…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!

Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
Frybing
/frʌɪbɪŋ/

Verb
verb: frybe; gerund or present participle: frybing

• enjoy oneself whilst eliminating in-game opposition and/or banteringly insulting real-life friends/family/supporters etc.

Origin: fry + vibe = frybe
“I’m just frybing in these bot lobbies”
Frybing by The Humble Lamb July 7, 2020

Frying Chicken

The act of a man pissing louder than normal to where the piss hitting the toilet water mimics the sound of chicken frying in oil. This action is done by the most alpha of men and is known to attract many women.
Guy: Walks out of bathroom from taking a piss
Girl: Damn, boy, were you frying chicken in there? Haha for real though you piss loud af I think that’s pretty cool.
Frying Chicken by Biggelsworth December 25, 2020

Frying the Coke 

A forced meme by the Nostalgia Critic that fanboys spew as if it's funny.
LOL FRYING THE COKE IS AMAZING, DOUG IS A COMEDIC LEGEND! - Deranged TGWTG Fanboy
Frying the Coke by Guru Larry June 17, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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