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Frozen eyelid 

A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.
Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old

Nan: Woohooo

Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere

Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks

Frozen Cow Juice

Texas slang for ice cream. Originated from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.

Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.
Frozen Cow Juice by LeilaSP April 9, 2019

frozen egg 

when some dumbass bitch eggs someones house but misses and the egg freezes to the car
damn fucktard ricky just frozen egged my car
frozen egg by assplosion February 17, 2008

Frozen Frankenstein 

The act of putting a mans genitalia on the outside (looking in) of a window, usually in the hopes of catching someone by surprise.
#1 Why was that family freaking out?
#2 I gave them a Frozen Frankenstein.

Frozen Baloney 

Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)
Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time

Frozen Hit

When you take a hit of weed so big that the entire time you exhale there is smoke, looking like you are breathing outside on a cold day
Damn, that last hit I just took was a frozen hit....
Frozen Hit by Henry the 8 February 3, 2009