Pulling-a-Fritz

A healthcare provider taking an extended or extra long period of time treating a highly desirable member of the opposite sex. Highly desirable can mean, but is not limited to; physically fit, well groomed, sexually attractive, good smelling, and or expensive.

Chris keeps pulling-a-Fritz with that young girl.

by smickalsen August 5, 2011

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

by hombredelobo November 21, 2011

fritzl

v. To lock someone in the basement for 24 years and impregnate them repeatedly.

As per the Austrian incest case of Joseph Fritzl.

Don't make me fritzl you.

by Don Bito April 29, 2008

Fritz D

Emo Screamo with bad guitars. Terrible music. Crunk tweenager music.

(Fritz D) (emo)(screamo) (teenybopper) (martian) (fake) (meany) (lol) (doodle)

by nanoz April 26, 2009

Fritzytits

A pyromaniac, sadistic fuck. He usually dreams about smoking and doing miscellaneous drugs. While masturbating vigorously to pictures of weed. He enjoys long walks on top of roofs with scarfs down his pants with the aroma of burning trash cans surrounding him. He is the cause of death in the north-west hemisphere by means of STD's.

OH NO! fritzytits just put my scarf in his pants while lighting a trash can on fire on top of our school!

Person 1: How did you get every STD known to man and some only to assorted insects?

Person 2: Fritzytits raped me...=

by Elliot Jake July 28, 2009

Fritzle Five

A High five like gesture used to highlight a situation of sheer and utter win on a epic scale.

Person one - "your mum screwed her cousin and didnt get the jail cause its legal?"
Person two - "fritzle give"

*Then follows the fritzle five"

by fritzle five July 27, 2009

Fritzlzimmer

Any enclosed space where one entraps a member of one's own family to repeatedly rape and impregnate at will over the course of decades. Traditionally a basement or a cellar, but may be used to refer to any number of such locked enclosures.

"Look, this new RV even has a cool little Fritzlzimmer!"

by St. Titus September 10, 2012