fertspit

The act of spitting in a cup and testing the saliva with Litmus paper to determine one's prime time to get knocked up.

also see fertspitter

My old lady fertspit purple so I'm going to hit it in the rear tonight, perhaps even hockey style.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

fertspitter

A woman who spits in a cup in the morning to determine her level of fertility.

also see fertspit

That megabeast up front is the only fertspitter I've ever known.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

freastickles

breasts covered in freckles

Fool, check out them freastickles.

by Cafeman January 28, 2009

freasty

A word used to describe someone who's gender is literally undecipherable. There is no word or sentence that could possibly get an answer out of them. Their voice doesn't sound necessarily masculine/feminine, Their looks don't look like a boy's or a girl's, not to mention they way they dress or do their hair, whatever. This does NOT apply to people who are non-binary or androgynous or anything similar.

Jeremy: Did you see Mikey today? They looked awfully freasty.
William: Yeah, I can never tell if they're a boy or a girl. Awfully freasty

by mikeybossing64 August 6, 2022

Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees

Any above is the name given to a man who travels from Shaka, Sicily to East Boston, Massachusetts, and it’s neo enclave of greasers and goombahs, in their late 60’s and up who frequent a place called “The Nationale,” the home of the last surviving mullet hair cut in East Boston purportedly possessed by the legend himself known as the “Butana.” Freesh, Free is a pseudonym as his real name is only known to a select few, and is akin to knowledge contained in the Vatican files. When word of his impending arrival is passed through the enclaves of the Neo Goombah community many an old timer line the streets around the Cafe Italia and the Nationale in hopes of a waive or a greeting from him. A select few will be allowed to travel in the Vinegar Pepper Limousine, in the company of “Sal the Fish,” rumored to be on par with Hefner when it comes to adoration from women, “The Worlds Smartest Man” HP, and on occasion “Giovanni née née” to the Alitalia baggage claim at Terminal E in Logan Air Port, to witness the arrival of, the myth and legend. In this insular community his arrival is similar to that of the Pope, British Royalty or perhaps the King of Burundi or of Zamunda. Often this community speaks a lost form of broken jibberish, which many scholars only conclude is a form of broken English, with a slang Boston accent, along with tribal Italian that is broken and nonsensical that mostly sounds like the speech of the intellectually challenged or mentally and developmentally impaired.

Hey you going to the Airport to see Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees come in from Sicily?

by Nunzio Incerto April 11, 2022

freesia

1. A colorful flower that can be very frustrating to grow. They are known to have especially energetic growth early on. However the slightest change in environment will cause them to wilt. The constant maintenance needed to keep them growing has caused them to become known as the princess of the flower world.

2. A girl's name. Someone with the name Freesia tends to share many of the same characteristics as the flower. While they are colorful and opinionated it can take a lot of coaxing to get them to come out. Its not uncommon for them to ditch you at the last minute and just stay home.

This has given rise to the expression. "Don't pull a Freesia"

"Where is Susan?"

"Don't know, she said she would be here at 9'oclock, guess she's pulling a Freesia"

by Drefwil March 9, 2010

Freestones

Stolen Keysones.

Drunk guy # 1 - Good thing we robbed that liqour store tonight! Got me alot of keystones!

Drunk guy # 2 - You dumbass! these arent keystones! these are Freestones!

by CrazyKarl1 October 13, 2009