FeelsHasaki

1; feelshasaki is a constant state of self depricating doubt, its when one lives with the constant fear of feeding in their bronze promos, when one is considered beyond saving and learns to accept their state of suckishness
2 ; When you fail a play so bad it can be considered less than bronze, we call this a Hasaki.

3; FeelsHasaki is a derivative that is used Colloquially like FeelsBadMan but specifically for a league friend that is straight inting.

Hasaki '' oh no i died again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ''

You '' Feelshasaki ''
"hey man, last night my dog pissed on the couch"

"feelshasaki dude"
'' Just got layed off last night from work ''
'' Feelshasaki honey ''
'' WITNESS ME ''
'' nobody takes me seriously ... Feelshasaki
'' I have nobody to flex with ''

'' Feelshasaki''

by Mosheru January 19, 2018

freeshitting

The act of dropping your pants and taking a shit no matter where you are at the time.

I was in the park the other day and saw a bum freeshitting next to the fountain.

by Blind Jimmy June 2, 2014

Felsted wetty

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.

“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”

by Thegaydude July 2, 2019

Swing Frees

An article of clothing that allows big Jim and the twins dick and balls to move freely or the girls boobs to hang and move freely.

Brother Ed changed out of his jeans and into his swing frees.

by Bball75 January 22, 2017

my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best

You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn

by MAD14 January 4, 2015

Feelsy

To have the "feels" only more extreme then just the "feels" often when people are experiencing "Feelsy" they have the tendency to crawl in a corner and cry for a long period of time. This often happens when a music artist or actor/actress does something that is feel worthy only to a bigger extent

You: "Did you watch Brian's broadcast last night?"
Friend: "Yeah I had to look up the lyrics to Novocaine."
You: "How did that go?"
Friend: "It was very good the lyrics are just so Feelsy I cried."

by RyleighC27 May 9, 2015

caught the feels

This means you caught the emotional feelings that you werent intending to at all . This can be towards anything/anyone

"Hey bro Emily just snapchatted me"
"Emily?! How do you know her?"
"Woah dude chill out.. I think you caught the feels hard on this one

"Linda have you seen the fault in our stars yet ? I loved it!"
"Yeah.. it wasn't really my type of movie but I definitely caught the feels

by 92wasmymomsname June 13, 2014