Freefridgeration

Utilizing cold outdoor temperatures to chill a beverage that has come home from the grocery store at room temperature.

Spendthrift: "Mike is a cheapskate, so to save energy he puts his room temperature case of Beer outside in the winter to cool it to fridge temperature. He calls it Freefridgeration."

by valleymd September 27, 2012

FreeFella

A friend that never has enough money to buy a drink or food even tho he is not poor so he has to be gifted a free one usualy from you.

Rly dude? Why don't you take your wallet with you?! You are a freefella..

by JustKristijanWhat? July 19, 2017

Freefing

When you're in public and need a shit, and your anus relaxes and you start turtle heading, but manage to suck it back in and your bowels make a noise.

Guy: What's with that look on your face?
Girl: I was just freefing sorry.
Guy: Oh I thought I sensed a vague smell.

by Overshared&Oversimplified November 15, 2019

Alaskan Freefall

The act of ejaculating off a tall building's balcony during extremely cold weather, resulting in your semen freezing before it reaches the ground.

I thought it was raining cum until I looked up towards a building and I saw Jackson doing an Alaskan Freefall

by The Definition G November 27, 2017

Endless Freefall

The evolved form of the Downward Spiral. Typically happens when you hit the floor of the D.S and instead of bouncing up to the top you smash through rock bottom and enter the void. This is usually when the soul starts to actually die as opposed to the intense pains it was feeling before, leading people who reach this stage to look dead inside, or in extreme cases, happy before they embrace the abyss.

Barrett: Hey Jeremy you're looking rough man, what's up?
Jeremy: My life is in an Endless Freefall. Kayla's taking the kids, the house, and inviting the mailman to live there.
Barrett: That's rough buddy

Bill Dautrive from KOTH entered the Endless Freefall when Hank inquired him on satellite dish troubles and he responded "no just up here to kill myself"

by Spumbag257 November 12, 2018

Freefill

When you go to the bar and you're broke so you hit on guys to buy you drinks

Jessica: Ugh this guy is kinda ugly but I'm broke so I'm going to use him for a freefill

by popplockanddropit November 20, 2017

Freefall

An adventurous sexual position in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more.

I was making love to my girlfriend last night, and I freefalled her off my dresser at the end. She was so pissed at me, mostly because I couldn't stop laughing.

by Toolkit79 July 13, 2019