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Freemostyle

A combination of Freestyle verse and Emo lyrics, where pathetic, melodramatic, and self-obsessed lyrics are made up on the spot. It is only for the truly self-loathing individuals who have been Emo for at least 2 months (I totally listened to Dashboard Confessional before you did). Style points are added if the individual can cry while freemostyling or if they are bleeding.

Similar to traditional Freestyle, a Freemostyle battle can ensue between two individuals, in which the two battlers use their lyrics in a competition to see who is more Emo. What is interesting about the Freemostyle battle is that each individual is trying to LOSE the battle, often resulting in a situation where one may simply sob, scream, and cut to lose (i.e. win) the battle. After all, winning anything would defeat the definition of Emo entirely.
Freemostyler 1: My Soul is a hole in which hate rolls down. Like my mother with out love in this one-horse town.
Freemostyler 2: The razor never cuts deep enough to cut away the pain, so I carve away the sorrow that coarses through my veins.
Freemostyler 1: (Hangs himself)
by Benhatin September 16, 2008
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Freedom eagle

A unit of currency equivalent to one U.S. Dollar
$100 dollarydoos is equivalent to 78 freedom eagles.
by mayanaze April 26, 2021
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freeloader

One who takes advantage of ones generosity and trys to suck as much as possible from them. A freeloader will often times live with someone, eat their food, drive their car, and not pay rent. Will make not attempt living on thier own as they claim they will "do it later" or are "tired". Must be forcefully removed to get rid of them. They never have a job as they quit due to laziness.
Steve: Hey Tim, do you have your own place yet?

Tim: Na I live with my Aunt and Uncle.

Steve: Do you even have a job?

Tim: No they think I have one but I quit. I'll get away with it to beacause I'm sly.

Steve: FREELOADER!!!!!
by Tigger the Nigger April 10, 2008
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freedom fries

-- rectangular faux-potato sticks, prefererd by idiots who have no idea they've been manipulated by the guvermint to hate all things French, and never knew the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France.

Mexico, Canada, Germany, Russia and China didn't support U.S. actions against Iraq - guess we should also have Liberty Tacos, Uncle Sam Bacon, Freedom Kraut, Bush Vodka and Reagan Eggrolls.
I am a zombie who cannot think for myself and cannot distinguish between Chirac and a French citizen, nor tolerate someone whose opinions who differ from mine; please allow me to expand my ass and shorten my lifespan by consuming large quantities of Freedom Fries.
by The Goat Who Got Mad May 16, 2003
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freedom fries

Pretty much all of you are wrong. George W. Bush did NOT come up with this term, and neither did McDonald's. It was created by Rep.Bob Ney, R-Ohio, in a fat-headed Republican attempt to discredit the French. Without them, however, we would not have the Statue of Liberty, and America would be a BRITISH PROVINCE.
Anyone who is complacent about the creation of this ridiculous phrase is a mental midget.
by Mikey G October 6, 2003
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Freeloader

John Willis will eat all your Doritos and drink all your Mountain Dew but gives you nothing in return that makes him a freeloader.
by Bob27bob January 2, 2018
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Freedom Text

The text you get from your girlfriend telling you they are going to bed for the night. Thus giving you your freedom.
Dante-"I just got my freedom text."
Wes-"Awesome, lets go to the bar."
by tr aero February 18, 2010
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