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Freaky Smurf

Also known as a stripper.
A beautiful girl with a beautiful body that is down for whatever.
One of your regular bitches.
These girls are unknown territory and must be pursued with extreme caution.
Among your regular bitches, you have your stripper, also known as a Freaky Smurf.
by BK from the 608 December 15, 2010
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freaky deaky

To be in a heightened state of sexual arousal and performing strange, extreme, or unusual sexual acts.
"You hear the bass? Right? It kicks. It turns. It curls up your belly. Makes you wanna freaky deaky"

Buck Swopes in Boogie Nights
by Maui Dude January 15, 2004
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Freakybummer

A freakybummer is someone who has an uhhealthy interest in the Hoff and all Hoff related subjects. He can normally be found sporting a leather jacket, speedo's and cowboy boots while at the same time 'striking a pose' and whistling 'hooked on a feeling'
Dammit your a freakybummer!!
by Trunkmonkey! June 9, 2008
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freaky flick

When a man gets down and kinky and repeatedly flicks the woman's pussy, while his hand is inside, until ejaculation, then proceeds to make a dietary shake then eat it, ( I heard its good with a man as well...)
The man had a freaky flickin' with his wife.
by The Freaky Friday May 5, 2015
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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone

Free and freaky in the USA

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK

Free and freaky in the USA
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
by Kongamuse May 2, 2013
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Freaky pregnant slut

A pregnant woman that still loves to be used in a rough way by strangers or multiple guys. Many men fantasize about fucking and deep throating a pregnant woman.

She may have a boyfriend or husband that enjoys her still being used by men. The session may be recorded to show the partner at a later date.

A freaky pregnant slut is extremely open minded and enjoys fulfilling the fantasies and needs of guys who have this fetish . Doing whatever the guy wants from spanking to cum swallowing.
I'm meeting this freaky pregnant slut tomorrow, I'm going to use her all night .
by Knwyrstuff March 30, 2019
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National Freaky Day

April 15 is the day that all girlfriends or Just hoes,, are supposed to do whatever Their man or the man wants!
Cmon Baby Let me play wit your pussy,, it’s National Freaky Day.
by Yaboyjay9k April 12, 2019
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