Father

That person that was never in ur life

😭

Oh father, I wish you were here

by DatMemeDude February 6, 2018

Father problems

Psychological issues experienced by women who mostly have their act together but nonetheless have some problems stemming from their relationships with their father; daddy issues for women who are not insane sluts; the classy version of daddy issues.

"The female CEO of that company sure is successful, but I think she has some father problems."

by jtuffs December 18, 2014

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

Father's Milk

Semen jizz spunk cum protein

Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk

by Mr Mong December 2, 2004

Father What-A-Waste

Nickname for a Catholic priest who has the unfortunate distinction of being the hottest guy in the parish. The epitome of unattainableness & a constant source of frustration for Catholic schoolgirls.

Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?

Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!

by TickledPinkPromDate November 10, 2009

Not a Father's Day

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.

Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!

by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014

fathan

Someone funny and friendly,doesn't think before talk but attract people at some points,always be blame for something they didn't even know their wrong,simple minded yet care for his friends,he dislike to begging something at other people and always hardworking in everything they are doing ;)

A:Do you know fathan?
B:who didn't know that funny guy.
A:I agree with you this time,hahaha.

by Nagasenpai January 8, 2018