You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024

Forgot

It is a creative block , similar to writers block

Created by: Louisa Addison70

SHIT , all my ideas fell out my asshole , I got forgot !!!

by Louisa addision70 March 23, 2022

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait

i kinda forgot what to put... umm its something funny but uhh... hm. this is tricky. i know it but its kinda hard.. uhm... uhh.

uhh. i forgot the example. uhh i think it was guy1 saying something.. well, its probably nothing... but like umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker.

"'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker."

"'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

So funny I forgot to laugh

Use This if you finds a video/text/image/tiktoks that you're friend's think it's funny

Goofy ahh uncle:Hey why the bears meet at their house?
Goofy ahhh me:why?
Goofy ahh uncle:So they can mate…..
Hahhahahahahahahahahah

(More goofy ahhh acumalaka laugh and moan from uncle:
Goofy ahh me:Ayo so funny I forgot to laugh😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

by Argo Lawu August 25, 2022