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A marketing campaign disguised as a Public Service Announcement. A series of ads by Dove/Unilever featuring several thick-waisted, moderately attractive women that are supposed to change the face of beauty, er, sell lots of soap. Mainly appeal to insecure, middle class female bloggers who can't deal with the fact that there are women out there who are thinner and prettier than themselves or their overindulged daughters. The revelation that many of these ads had been heavily airbrushed has pretty much brought this nonsense to an end.
Laura: I bought the Dove firming cream because the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty is trying to make women love their bodies as they are.

Caitlin: If our bodies are beautiful as they are, why do we need firming cream?
by St Veronica July 7, 2010
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dude for real

making something serious beyond all other seriousness. it is never to be abused, used to trick someone, or used in conjunction with a lie. It can be used as a question asking the truthfulness or seriousness of a previous statement, or used in ones own sentence either before or after the sentence to describe its truthfulness or seriousness.
Guy 1: hey wake up the building is on fire!
Guy 2: Dude for real?
Guy 1: YEAH, dude for real.

Matt: hey, dude for real, there is a giant bee stinging people to death outside.
VInce: oh, well thanks for the heads up. i will stay inside.
Matt: good idea.
by vinnievroomvroom August 26, 2013
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are you for real?

When someone says something so outrageous that you have to clarify their sanity.
Dude, are you for real? I got an F!
by melovestacoswithapassion January 7, 2011
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kaige (for real)

bruh what are these definitions. Everything is so weird like what the frick. Like its saying Kaige means you have a big cock.
yah like jazz? kaige (for real)
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like for real

Stop doing that, like for real! She is wearing that shirt again, like for real?
by crav4587 December 18, 2012
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the only thing i know for real (is cum)

CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING

A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES

OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN

LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
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Be For Real

1. Stop Joking

2. That's a lie

3. Said to signify disbelief
1.

Guy1: Knock knock!
Guy2: Be for real. We're at a funeral loser.

2.

Guy1: I drive a Ferrari.
Guy2: Be for real. You pulled up to the school in a Ford. Idiot.

3.

Guy1: Michael Jackson Just Died!!
Guy2: No way! Be for real!
by Corinfox July 13, 2009
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