Forty Footer

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.

"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."

Forty Footer by J-dog April 25, 2005

frank-footer

accepting oral sex from anyone regardless of gender or sexual preference simply because you are drunk and horny.

As long as what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico..... I'm 100% down with a good old fashion frank-footer !

frank-footer by postal69 May 16, 2016

one footer

A woman whose beauty improves the closer you get to her. Because, she is just that pretty.

Did you meet Julie tonight? Now THAT is a definite one footer. What a knock-out.

one footer by JP3773 December 31, 2015

Left footer 

Slang term for a homosexual male, usually used as a polite reference to a gay rather than as a derogatory term

I began suspecting he was a left footer when I found his stash of homosexual porn

Left footer by Dave 010203 February 11, 2009

five footer 

a bong 5 feet long. use at ur own descretion, not suited for amateur smokers... if you cant hold ur high, dont be hittin this shit.

larry took a five footer of my hair, and now hes pukin his guts out at back.

five footer by killachronic August 27, 2005

Monster Footer 

When Joe gives Billy the rest of his monster, and then Billy waits five minutes and gives Joe the best tackle ever seen, sending Joe three feet into the air (that's the footer part).

Did you see Billy give Joe that monster footer?

Monster Footer by Sam Beld October 21, 2008

Pink Footer 

Pink Footer - All the little new born babies

Kevin: So Jacques, when are you having your Pink Footer??

Pink Footer by Petfood August 28, 2009