frank-footer

accepting oral sex from anyone regardless of gender or sexual preference simply because you are drunk and horny.

As long as what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico..... I'm 100% down with a good old fashion frank-footer !

by postal69 May 16, 2016

one footer

A woman whose beauty improves the closer you get to her. Because, she is just that pretty.

Did you meet Julie tonight? Now THAT is a definite one footer. What a knock-out.

by JP3773 November 1, 2015

Left footer

Slang term for a homosexual male, usually used as a polite reference to a gay rather than as a derogatory term

I began suspecting he was a left footer when I found his stash of homosexual porn

by Dave 010203 February 11, 2009

five footer

a bong 5 feet long. use at ur own descretion, not suited for amateur smokers... if you cant hold ur high, dont be hittin this shit.

larry took a five footer of my hair, and now hes pukin his guts out at back.

by killachronic August 1, 2005

Monster Footer

When Joe gives Billy the rest of his monster, and then Billy waits five minutes and gives Joe the best tackle ever seen, sending Joe three feet into the air (that's the footer part).

Did you see Billy give Joe that monster footer?

by Sam Beld September 6, 2008

Pink Footer

Pink Footer - All the little new born babies

Kevin: So Jacques, when are you having your Pink Footer??

by Petfood August 28, 2009

4 footer

A big massive penis.... usually used for a pogo stick

Dude, i been bouncing on my 4 footer lately....

by Spencer January 5, 2004