a combination of soccer and shishkebobs
by Jack_in_AR May 18, 2005
Get the foosball mug.A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.
by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006
Get the fooseball mug.Some fookerty shit happened at the party last night. Ex. Jake went streaking last night. Tyler woke up with an ugly high school girl. Kyle got pantsed while doing a keg stand.
by Olympus aka Ja-Ky January 20, 2009
Get the Fookerty mug.- A flooskin is where a guy stretches his ball sack and a girls takes a shot of any hard liquor off his ball sack while it's stretched out.
- A flooskin could also mean any word you want it to be.
- A flooskin could also mean any word you want it to be.
"Hey darryl, can I have a flooskin?"
"Sure, lemme stretch my ball sack and grab the whiskey"
Or..
"Hey can I borrow a flooskin, I only got to hooskins left?"
"Sure, lemme stretch my ball sack and grab the whiskey"
Or..
"Hey can I borrow a flooskin, I only got to hooskins left?"
by Hooskin Flooskin June 2, 2013
Get the Flooskin mug.1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.
2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.
3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.
Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.
3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.
Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”
“Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”
*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”
“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
“Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”
*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”
“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
by Fooking sheep May 19, 2018
Get the Fooking dook mug.Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.
Symptoms include:
- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.
- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.
- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).
- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube
Symptoms include:
- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.
- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.
- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).
- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube
Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...
by ratel_8 December 13, 2022
Get the Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD) mug.Also known as babyfoot or table soccer.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
A-"This one entered your ass reallllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I don't know but I loved it, don't ya ?"
B-"Yeah I would say that."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I don't know but I loved it, don't ya ?"
B-"Yeah I would say that."
by Damien October 4, 2004
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