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FlortGribble

Verb: The word FlortGribble comes from the ancient Anglo-Saxon Flort (Beautiful) and Gribble (Small rodent-like creature similar to a gerbil)

The verb "To FlortGribble" describes the act of using a small mammal for sexual gratification.
A man was arrested yesterday for mistreatment of animals. In his defence he insisted that the practice of FlortGribbling was actually enshrined in an ancient law dating back to 1453 during the reign of Henry VI (who was apparently a fan of the practice). The ancient law stated that "To FlortGribble shalt not be punishable providing that the aforesaid Gribble is no larger than a hamster"
by EricTheViking November 22, 2011
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florentz

Extreme sharpness or pointedness, usually in relation to the rare and handcrafted traditional pocket knife of the Urugayan urban martens. Also used in relation to someone being unusually analytical to a point where genius is surpassed.
Dang, that marten knife is florentz. Or, Wow - thats a very florentz observation - no one had ever come to that conclusion without your contribution.
by Torpedo Moctezuma November 30, 2011
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Darn my florter broke.
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florentinasgf

esmeralda / best girl on earth? yeah for sure! have you seen her? no? you should definitely check out her new posts and awesome edits. ( she’s already taken by me, we’re married ) esmeralda is a nice, talented, joyful, cherishing and lovely girl. i love her! #esmeandflo
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i love esmeralda!“
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Florette

Florette is the most beautiful woman in France and everyone loves Florette. All men would love to have a relationship with Florette but Florette especially hates men because they are all fucking bitches
Florette is going to marry PLk
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Florentino

A man who truly humble funny . Very shy but once you get to know him he is super funny and sweet. He lack being romantic but he sure knows how to sweet talk to you . Very loyal friend. So if you have a florentino in your life you need him to be in your life
Florentino your so funny man .
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