Verb: The word FlortGribble comes from the ancient Anglo-Saxon Flort (Beautiful) and Gribble (Small rodent-like creature similar to a gerbil)
The verb "To FlortGribble" describes the act of using a small mammal for sexual gratification.
The verb "To FlortGribble" describes the act of using a small mammal for sexual gratification.
A man was arrested yesterday for mistreatment of animals. In his defence he insisted that the practice of FlortGribbling was actually enshrined in an ancient law dating back to 1453 during the reign of Henry VI (who was apparently a fan of the practice). The ancient law stated that "To FlortGribble shalt not be punishable providing that the aforesaid Gribble is no larger than a hamster"
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Dang, that marten knife is florentz. Or, Wow - thats a very florentz observation - no one had ever come to that conclusion without your contribution.
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