Flodge

A sly word to mutter to your friends when a good looking girl walks past, or right in their face, because they'll never know what you mean.

Ash: you see that girl over their?
Kiz: yeah she's proper flodge

girl walks past

Ash: FLODGE!

by Ashley Squires April 30, 2008

Flodgy

Anything which is jelly like, wobbly or other wise unpleasently jiggly or flappy.

Little girl to her pregnant mother "Mama, your bellys all flodgy"
A pimp to his whore "Get yo flodgy ass outa here!"

by R!ch4rD December 30, 2007

floding

Failing to spell a word or words correctly.

I kept floding the word silhouette and spelled it s-i-l-o-e-t instead.

by Buloffinose Jones January 22, 2018

Flodge

The shortened form of the proper noun - Forest Lodge, a suburb in Sydney, NSW, Australia.

Man - I live in the Flodge.
Girl - Flodge?
Man - Yeah Forest Lodge.
Girl - Oh, I live in Glebe..
Man - Don't talk to me.

by Cammo3000 September 16, 2007

flodge

The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.

He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.

by Aloon January 14, 2004

flodge

A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.

Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE

Flodge me!

I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious

by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004

flodder

The staff member whose job it is to fend off your complaint (or other enquiry), and make sure you don't waste any management time. From the initials of "first line of defense".

Synonyms: flodbod, flodperson.

The verb is "to flod".

Took me ten minutes to get past the flodder at the front desk.

by Dadge July 28, 2007