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Flandering

verb. to flander.
To have such a friendly, (Ned Flanders-like) attitude, that it allows people to take advantage of it and walk all over you.
"My brother is too generous for his own good. If he keeps flandering around like this, he'll wind up getting fucked over by an scam artist!"

"You need to stick up for yourself, boy! No son of mine will let people flander him!"
by dmueller_art December 31, 2009
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flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.
With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.
by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020
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Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.
The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.
by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018
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flashing

The procedure of re-programming the flash-memory / Software / computer memory /Read-only memory of an elctronic device
1.I flashed my DVD-ROM yesterday from the flashing utility
2.I need to flash my BIOS since its pretty old
by Aman Y January 16, 2008
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Cock Feathering

Cock feathering, derived from the "tickling feather" cliche, is any form of action, communication, etc. from an individual towards a man that leads the man to foresee the possibility of a sexual encounter between them and/or otherwise just causes him any level of arousal below orgasm. Unlike the case of indirect cock teasing, the act of cock feathering dictates that the sexual encounter actually has a chance to occur.
1.
Friend: Dude, why did Jenny text you so much last night?
Man: She was cock feathering the hell out of me man; she was really flirty and even sent me some hot pics of herself. I think she wants me.

2.
Man: Mary cock feathered me for awhile, and in the end we slept together!
Friend: Nice!

3.
Man: She had cock feathered me by acting really sexy around me, but it turns out she was just leading me on.
Friend: Tough break! There's plenty of fish in the sea, bro.

4.
Nerd: She sent me a wink face; she's totally cock feathering me.
Friend: Dude...you don't know anything about women.
Nerd: Pff, whatever. It still turned me on.
Friend: ...wow.

5.
Woman: Hey, remember how I was telling you about my sore muscles and the massage oils I bought? Well, I was actually hoping you could come over tonight and help me with that...
Man: (Whoa, hello cock feathering) Sure thing.
by Fonzie Terry November 14, 2011
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flexin n flashing

Means you wear you be wearing a bullet or fashion vest or you flex on these hoes
Dayum you get caught up if you wear that Flexin n Flashing

I do my dance on dat hoe so Simxsantana if you see this follow me
by romansspride August 9, 2019
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Flangering

Fingering - one inserts fingers into a womans private area
The blonde one off of Hollyoaks "have you experienced flangering"
by Mohamijahad February 21, 2006
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