Fitted before the fitted

The fitted that you rock so you can feel like a thug while you're trying to pick out what clothes and fitted you're really gonna wear for the night. The fitted before the fitted has no say in what you're going to wear to the festivities of the night, it just ensures you look extra icy as you're getting ready.

A knockoff of the Situations "shirt before the shirt."

I was rockin the Angels fitted before the fitted before I picked out the Orioles fitted (after the fitted).

Yo is that's a sweet fitted before the fitted, you're gonna look like a baller tonight.

by Strackus September 8, 2010

FITTED

In the car scene nowadays, wheel fitment is a big deal. To achieve a "FITTED" stance, one must have suspension modifications that allow the vehicle to sit low to the ground. Next would be the right rim size and offset. While choosing the right wheels may be difficult, its all about calculations along with trial and error. Now tires are just as important as a hotdog to a bun. One must find the correct size to fit the rim and try to get the lowest sidewall possible to allow the vehicle more low and less wheel gap. Last but not least is Camber and Stretch. Camber and Stretch allows the vehicle to run wider wheels than normal and tuck directly under the fenders for a super flush fitment.

Damn foo, check out that gangster ass LS430 over there. That shit is fitted son.

by punkhop83 / Nickoli December 28, 2009

fitted cap

the right size condom

Hakim:"last nite was crazy I woke up and this ugly hoe was in my bed."
Davon:"did you fuck her?"
Hakim:"I think so my fitted cap was in the garbage with my unborn in it"
Davon:ahaha man you fucked her!

by Ahmayzeing Jackson May 19, 2010

Fitted Hat

The crown for douschebags. People who wear these hats usually exhibit most or all of the following traits: Thinking they are actually cool, Talking down to random strangers, Talking sarcastically to authority figures because it like the hat makes them feel 'badass', Live with 1 or less testicles, Like to pretend like they can skateboard, Think wearing this fitted hat gives them permission to talk to women like they actually have a chance, Think they are above common courtesy like taking off that hat indoors or even opening doors for women or anyone for that matter. These hats usually have no actual effect at blocking out sunlight because wearers usually tip them so far up.

*Note All Above Rules DONOT Apply If The Wearer Is Black*

"Haha dude look at that poser over there trying to skateboard, he just faceplanted and lost his fitted hat."

"Kid, back off my girlfriend and its not even sunny outside so take off the pointless hat.

by ono412 September 15, 2010

Fitzdryk

boyband Reconnecteds last names joined together (fitzgerald and mondryk) to form fitzdryk. usually used on fridays as reconnected have a twitcam at 9pm

yay its fitzdryk friday!

by onapanaz August 27, 2011

Fitzer Timing

When someone arrives late by up to 2 minutes and misses the chance to participate.

*Discord Join Sound*
Fitzer: "Hey guys! what are you doing?"

Someone in game: "Fitzer Timing!! LOL!!! we're 1 minute into our League of Legends match. you can join for the next one."

Fitzer: "OK" (pepesad)

by Tr1nket November 12, 2021

Proper Fitted

Something which has reached the next level of positive status. Many things can be good, great, awesome, amazing. Only somethings can be "Proper Fitted".

The word originates from Fitted hats. These fitted hats make the wearer look good because they are properly fitted. In other words they make the wearer look Proper Fitted.

Bob: Look at that ass!
Joe: Proper fitted!

Bob: I just found $50.
Joe: Proper fitted!

Bob: Get the fuck away from me bitch!
Jill: Okay.
Bob: Proper fitted!

by African Nigerian American Goon March 25, 2011