dishwasher queen

A woman who has high standards with regard to how a dishwasher is loaded. If the dishes are not loaded to her liking, she will say "Off with your head!"

Oh Dishwasher Queen, are these dishes loaded to your liking? They are not! You see, the bowls must face the center and be arranged from largest to smallest for the most efficient washing! Off with your head!

by sandman1979 May 6, 2018

dishwasher

a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to

Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you

by Billiam Beaver June 7, 2018

throat dishwasher

When a girl is deepthroating and the man urinates down her throat

This girl wouldn't let me piss before we did foreplay... so I gave her a throat dishwasher

by Thebigguy696969 May 27, 2017

Dishwasher

When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.

Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!

by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme May 17, 2018

dishwasher

v. To wash object, perhaps not a kitchen item, in a machine made for washing dishes.

Sometimes I dishwasher my fish tank to clean it out thoroughly. Fish tanks aren't ordinarily dishwashered. I learned the hard way that fish don't survive dishwashering.

by gr33nman August 26, 2013

Dishwashers

two dudes who slack off and do nothing every day and listen to rap music and put in chews.

"Ricky and Jon," Mr. Aurandt screamed, "you two are the biggest dishwashers ever!"

by DW#1 December 21, 2006

dishwasher

One who's full of potential but fucks up as in the movie "The Dragon"

"You can go to school or take out that chinese ho cause I always need a good dishwasher" The chinese lady talking to Bruce Lee

by de DAI yos February 8, 2004