Pleasure Flashlight

A object that is shaped like a flashlight, but is used for male pleasure. They take the piece of glass of the flashlight, and under it is a skin toned, fake vagina. Males stick there dicks into it. It can also be used as a dildo.

Dude, my pleasure flashlight did me well last night. It's like a girlfriend I wish I could have but never will.

by Zaytes March 16, 2017

flashlight

When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.

My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.

by Andrew Malfe August 7, 2007

Freshlight

The using of a dead newborn as a fleshlight so it won’t “go to waste”

Doctor: shit! We lost the baby!

Doctor 2: well at least we have a freshlight

by CoeusTheQuetzalcoatl May 29, 2023

satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.

"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."

by The dark wizard May 9, 2014

flushlight

(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).

{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!

{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!

by Telephony November 6, 2012

Flashlight

Rubber sex toy, that looks like flashlight. Created for pleasant jerking off. Rubber inside it simulate vagina/anus/mouth.

How to use:

1) Put your erect penis inside it

2) You can hold it in your hand/put it between pillows

3) Bone it

(For better effect you can add some oil in it)

Ohh, I cummed a lot after jerking off with flashlight.

by Go and live somewhere else March 7, 2018

finnlightened

When you are Finnlightened you are accepting into the cul- I mean religion. You are a worshipper of Finn (AKA God) and you are officially a fellow human and a coward. Thank you and good day.

I've been FINNLIGHTENED!!!

by Small doggo January 26, 2021