This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.
First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.
Next, on the last day of the month, finish.
Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.
First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.
Next, on the last day of the month, finish.
Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.
kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.
Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!
kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.
Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!
kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.
by kMurg February 16, 2011
To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013
Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.
The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.
by Dr.stapleton February 13, 2022
The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...
Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!
I: Yeah, what should I do?
Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.
I: Disgusting, but alright!
I: Yeah, what should I do?
Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.
I: Disgusting, but alright!
by Firefighter911 March 21, 2010
When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.
by southernkrusade April 12, 2010
The opposite of a glass jaw. The ability to withstand multiple head punches, without getting KO'd or dropped
by Super grammatica July 11, 2014